We’ll love you no matter what, lil’ brother
IM JUST LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW OMFG
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I FFUCKING FOUOND A SHREK TEXT GENERATOR AND IM ALUGHING SO ARHARD
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depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
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this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma
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summer bloggin
happened to fast
summer bloggin
had me a blast
I met a friend crazy for me
Met a blog, cute as can be
tumblr days, drifted away
but oohh-oh those tumblr nights
TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE,
LIKE DID YOU GET AN ASK!?
tell me more tell me more
did you reblog that ass
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A homosexual version of The Birds & the Bees titled “The Triceratops and The Tricerabottoms”
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THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE
And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.
thats a little bit shady
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Me when someone ain’t being cool to my bros.
This is the honey badger, the most fearless animal in nature. It really doesn’t give a shit.
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tall:
look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad
fixed that for you
oh my god i found the post that started it all
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R-R-R-R-ROLL CALL!
I’m Amber!
Brad!
Tammy!
Fender!
Brenda!
Sketch!
Shelly!
IQ!
Lou Ann!
And I’m
JAVERT
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if you didn’t have a crush on at least 3 of them you are lying
(Source: mydollyaviana, via johnlockismylifeandair)