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racervonschweetz:

thiefqueenftw:

We’ll love you no matter what, lil’ brother

IM JUST LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW OMFG

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an-egg:

I  FFUCKING FOUOND A SHREK TEXT GENERATOR AND IM ALUGHING SO ARHARD

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— 39 minutes ago with 49787 notes

scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

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— 39 minutes ago with 88518 notes
patrickandmarcus:

this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

patrickandmarcus:

this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

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— 39 minutes ago with 63493 notes

sir-pyllero:

hankler-fish:

blainestorm:

ckweek:

squidkneee:

phlynn:

summer bloggin

happened to fast

summer bloggin

had me a blast

I met a friend crazy for me

Met a blog, cute as can be

tumblr days, drifted away

but oohh-oh those tumblr nights

TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE,

LIKE DID YOU GET AN ASK!?

tell me more tell me more

did you reblog that ass

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— 41 minutes ago with 78797 notes

illkim:

A homosexual version of The Birds & the Bees titled “The Triceratops and The Tricerabottoms”

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— 41 minutes ago with 3857 notes
lizthefangirl:

yourscientistfriend:


THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE

And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.

thats a little bit shady

lizthefangirl:

yourscientistfriend:

THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE

And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.

thats a little bit shady

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— 1 hour ago with 30496 notes
the-absolute-funniest-posts:

pale-guy:
Me when someone ain’t being cool to my bros.
This is the honey badger, the most fearless animal in nature. It really doesn’t give a shit.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

pale-guy:

Me when someone ain’t being cool to my bros.

This is the honey badger, the most fearless animal in nature. It really doesn’t give a shit.

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— 1 hour ago with 15565 notes
tall:

pocketpinya:

boomette:

look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad


fixed that for you

oh my god i found the post that started it all

tall:

pocketpinya:

boomette:

look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad

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fixed that for you

oh my god i found the post that started it all

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— 1 hour ago with 97353 notes

mexican-lassiter:

R-R-R-R-ROLL CALL!

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I’m Amber!

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Brad! 

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Tammy!

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Fender!

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Brenda!

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Sketch!

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Shelly!

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IQ!

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Lou Ann!

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And I’m 

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JAVERT

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— 1 hour ago with 11880 notes

braidedbelle:

datsenseofhumor:

if you didn’t have a crush on at least 3 of them you are lying

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(Source: mydollyaviana, via johnlockismylifeandair)

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